I set out to have a very girly evening. I baked cookies, rented "Marie Antoinette", bought a fancy new 'Schick Quattro for Women' razor, wore my pink pajamas, and painted my toe nails.

I got somewhat sidetracked in a bag of Doritos and "Lord of the Rings" on TBS. Neither of which was very girly. But the effort was made, nonetheless.

(What if I told you I cried when Gandolf died, and hid my face at that giant Orc being pulled from the jelly stuff? Does that make it girly-er?)